Boris The Sprinkler
by David A. Kulczyk
July 1999
When you think of Green Bay, there is only one thing that comes to mind, it’s the hometown of that zany punk rock band, Boris the Sprinkler. These Pop Culture abnormalities are so endeared in their hometown that the mayor has proposed to change the name of their obscure football team to “The Green Bay Sprinklers” and the name of the stadium to “Reverend Norb Field.” Who the hell is Reverend Norb and Boris the Sprinkler, you may ask? Well sit down, pop a beer, light a cigarette and read on, but I must warn you that after you’re done reading this article, you may know less about the Pride of Green Bay than before you picked up this paper. Formed by vocalist and former writer for Maximum Rock and Roll, (not to be confused with Maximum Ink – the paper in your hands) Reverend Norb, super guitarist Paul #1 and a revolving door rhythm section in 1992. They were and still are influenced by the more zany side of punk rock music, The Dickies, Rezillos and The Ramones. “Every talentless idiot like me,” confided Reverend Norb, “learned how to play music by listening to The Ramones.”
They released an uncountable number of 45’s, split 45’s, EP’s, LP’s and CD’s, [Although, research put the number at 6 full-length albums and 19 singles]. “For awhile there,” said Mike Sykes, former owner of Milwaukee’s Stinky Record Exchange, “it seemed like Boris the Sprinkler were releasing a record every week. I couldn’t keep up and had to dedicate the entire store to them. I went out of business one month later.”
